It's actually pronounced "Yu-Yree"

I was born in Vietnam. 

My family fled the country on a tiny fishing boat. 

I was raised in Southern California. 

Inspired by Karate Kid, I used the crane kick in a fight.

My first job was at Disneyland.  

I joined the Boy Scouts because my parents thought it would help me get into college. I was 17. 

I never went to my High School prom. Possibly because I was a Boy Scout at the age of 17.

I went to college where the school mascot was an anteater. 

I met my wife at Anteater U.

I started in advertising sorting mail and pushing a cart. 

We had a Corgi named Mister Belvedere. 

That's me. 

Now tell me something about you. 

This isn't really a picture of me as a child. But it's awesome so I put it in here.